Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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