you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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