just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Screwed.edu
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
there is glitter all over my balls
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