I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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