you have to choose: penises or morals?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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