It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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