My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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