Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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