Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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