he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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