drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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