she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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