Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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