You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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