Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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