I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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