There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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