But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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