I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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