How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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