He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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