People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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