Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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