We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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