ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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