it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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