Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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