please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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