Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
