Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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