You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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