Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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