this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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