i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
