Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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