We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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