No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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