The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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