David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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