I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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