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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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