why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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