we're chasing vodka with high fives
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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