Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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