And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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