it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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