I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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