Its about making memories worth repressing
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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