i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
