Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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