Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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