she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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