Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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