No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
