meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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