Well apparently he's into motor boating.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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