Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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