the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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