There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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