Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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